My girlfriend botoxed her vagina and now she wants to have sex with her legs tucked behind her back? Banned In Hollywood … [Read more...]
A Piece of Advice
January 7, 2012 By Leave a Comment
I don't usually consider myself to be an ideal person to give others advice. If any of you reading this happen to remember what my hair looked like sophomore year of high school, my position should be self-explanatory. If you don't remember or didn't know me back then, just imagine a cat coughing up a giant hairball on an otherwise bare, noticeably bowed linoleum floor. I'm not kidding. In fact, I took that description so seriously that I looked up whether it's "convex" or "concave" that … [Read more...]
Ask A Chick: Fingering Numbers, Bringin’ Sextin’ Back, Spilling Secrets
November 25, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Why do you never sext me back? Do you understand how often girls read each others texts? As a girl, if you’re dumb enough not to bring your phone to the bathroom with you, be prepared to walk back into the room with all of your friends knowing every conversation you had in the past two weeks. Not only that, but as girls we have fantastic peripheral vision which we use to read texts our friends write from under the table. However, if you try to sext us during hours when you know we’re alone, … [Read more...]
Steve Holt Has Some Advice For You
May 10, 2011 By 2 Comments
Anytime your nickname contains an exclamation point or for that matter any other symbol or custom character, you’re destined for a career in the food services industry. Although to be fair, at least he was given a name and not High School Jock #2 — food services is still better than getting killed off before the final season. Study hard guys… trust me. Banned In Hollywood … [Read more...]
