2011 was a huge year for comedy. That statement is only true if you focus on the exception, Louis C.K. and not the rule, Ricky Gervais. Mister Gervais showed up to host the Golden Globes armed with real live jokes. "Our next presenter is from such films as 'Hudson Hawk,' 'Look Who's Talking,' 'Mercury Rising,' 'Color of Night,' 'The Fifth Element' and 'Hart's War.' Please welcome Ashton Kutcher's dad, Bruce Willis," he said. The Golden Globes organizers went through the roof. They vowed to never … [Read more...]
Celebrity Rehab Gets First Genuine Movie Star
June 28, 2011 By 1 Comment
Actress Sean Young, who was once a gorgeous, bona-fide, megawatt, red carpet-prancing, celebrity-dating, A-list movie star, is part of the latest cast of Celebrity Rehab. Along with, um, Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher and inveterate fame whore Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay. Sean Young was once the in-demand actress in Hollywood. She starred opposite heavy hitters like Bill Murray, Jim Carrey, Harrison Ford and Kevin Costner. Who can forget the scene of her and a still-hot Costner getting … [Read more...]
Wrap It Up: The LA Dodgers Are Bankrupt Edition
June 28, 2011 By 4 Comments
The Dodgers filed for bankruptcy. Uh, Sloth from The Goonies played baseball? Maybe the Dodgers could use him for free labor? Even more surprising… Jose Canseco IS STILL PLAYING BASEBALL? And still getting ejected from games apparently. The Dodgers could use that kinda fire. Or, maybe the Dodgers could use more fans like this guy. Or, the Dodgers could sign this dude to toss perfect games on the cheap… … [Read more...]
Wrap It Up: Krispi Kreme Is Your Sweet Denver Treat Edition
June 24, 2011 By 2 Comments
So, the name of the Colorado escort (whose boobs are pictured above) who was involved in the Fairleigh Dickinson University professor prostitution case? Krispi Kreme. Check out her NSFW website here. By Neal I bet when she gets arrested she goes, “Is this some kind of bust?” It would be funnier if Eli and Peyton Manning were the ones doing the busting. Apparently, they’re Football Cops now… … [Read more...]
Can Bad Boys Change?
May 23, 2011 By 2 Comments
In the wake of the Dominique Strauss-Kahn and Arnold Schwartzenegger scandals, some distinct commonalities have emerged. The most obvious one is that both disgraces involved housekeepers, a somewhat off-the-beaten path common denominator. Reformed bad boy Warren Beatty and his wife. The other similarities involve the wives, Anne Sinclair and Maria Shriver, both of whom are wealthy, famous women in their own right and scions of influential families. Additionally, both women were … [Read more...]
