Posted by Scott Willats Long weeeeeekend baby! Gorgeous weather, hockey, football and … pumpkin pie! Doesn’t get much better! Or does it? A relatively quiet weekend in terms of live shows, at least in the Toronto area. John Dahlbäck will be at The Hoxton on Saturday. That promises to be a pretty classy affair, and I would check it out if you’re around the way. Also Blake from Earmilk.com will be throwing his second POP Kult! event at the Gladstone. Nancy Whang from LCD Soundsystem … [Read more...]
Wrap It Up: Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Nicole Scherzinger About Her Boobs Edition
September 21, 2011 By 4 Comments
Yeah, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell was officially repealed. So, you know. Do Ask and Do Tell I guess. That is, unless, you’re Conan O’Brien, who got caught staring at Nicole Sherzinger’s massive t*ts. Here are the most miserable cities in America. Here are the fattest states in America. The South needs to lay off butter. Here are the 50 best jokes from the Roast of Charlie Sheen. Did Mike Tyson break Steve-O’s nose? LiLo made out with her mom. For reals. Porn stars Alana Evans and … [Read more...]
Wrap It Up: PETA’s Launching A Porn Site Edition
August 23, 2011 By Leave a Comment
I mean, it’s the logical move. The Raiders drafted Terrelle Pryor. Probably the most fitting player-team pairing ever. Meanwhile, their fans are too busy brawling with 49ers fans. Watch 8 years of construction on the 9/11 memorial in 90 seconds. We highly recommend the 9/11 memorial wine while watching. We also suggest watching this video of a ’72 Datsun electric car CRUSH a Maserati… Brad Pitt’s assistant is hot. Joe Namath loves wet cheerleaders. Sign found at Penn … [Read more...]
Wrap It Up: Michael Vick Was Forced To Sign With The Eagles Edition
August 19, 2011 By Leave a Comment
In his interview with GQ that was just published, he claims the NFL’s powers that be forced him to sign with the Eagles. BUT WHY!? You voted America and the results are in. Betty White can babysit your child and watch your dog. Snickers is laughing all the way to the bank. Jihadists are threatening David Letterman’s life for a joke he made in June. Did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow was a 9/11 hero? Georgetown’s men’s basketball team brawled with The Bayi Rockets. Goodwill just got … [Read more...]
Wrap It Up: London Riots Because Kanye West Is Hitler Edition
August 9, 2011 By Leave a Comment
In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Kanye comparing himself to Hitler on stage at a recent concert, Rihanna giving an old dude a lap dance at a concert, London rioting, the stock market crashing, Kelly Rowland's double nip slip, the kinkiest cities in America, the best places to live in America, the most important college football team ever, Tiger Woods' former caddie helping his new boss win a championship, Big Boi getting arrested, the most pathetic knock out of all time, Cee Lo Green's … [Read more...]
