May 21, 2013

Wrap It Up: James Harrison Hates Everyone Edition

In an interview with Men’s Journal, the soft-spoken James called Roger Goodell a crook and a devil and said he wouldn’t piss on the NFL commish even if he was on fire. He also called Mendenhall a “fumble machine”, told Big Ben to stop acting like Peyton, called Rodney Harrison and Tedy Bruschi “clowns” and said Brian Cushing is “juiced out of his mind”. Why burn one bridge when you can burn them all? Justin Timberlake trolled Joe Buck at the All-Star game last night callin’ … [Read more...]

The 15 Summer Movie Smokeshows Everyone Will Be Talking About [POLL]

It's hard to believe we are halfway through 2011 and have nothing to show for it. Is it just me or has this year felt like a waste? Enough is enough and now is time to change all that. There's no better way to turn a year around than by checking out all the pretty girls coming to theaters in the near future. This summer has so many blockbuster movies coming out, all filled with hotties, that you'll run out of money before you run out of movies to see. The beginning of 2011 starts today, my … [Read more...]

This Week’s Band No One Has Heard of…..

This Week's Band No One Has Heard of But Everyone Needs to Listen To: The Weeks (See what I did there?) Ever heard a song and thought, "Why, on God's Green Earth, is this not a hit?" Yeah, me too. This is that song. The Weeks are a band from Jackson, Mississippi (is that not the most ridiculously spelled state?), and they're solid. I'll spare you the experience of reading me wax philosophic about a band I really don't know that much about, but I'll also urge you to give this song a listen. … [Read more...]

Today’s Band Everyone Has Heard of But More People Need to Listen to: Alkaline Trio

Full disclosure: I hate February. It's still winter but all of the cool stuff is over. Christmas? Check. New Years? Check. Bowl games? Check. Super Bowl? Check. Also, 28 days, February? Just 28? Get your shit together. All of the other months are laughing at you. February sucks so bad the greeting card industry had to come up with a holiday to remind us that we love other people. What would we do in lieu of this fictitious holiday? Apparently moan and groan and commit acts of domestic … [Read more...]