If ever there were an industry in need of regulation, it’s one where 19-year-olds have free rein to tell busloads of old people: “And if you look to your right, you’ll see a bench, which was a gift from the government of France to commemorate the 100th anniversary of beer pong.” Like this post? Get more “You Know Who’s Awesome?” every day on Twitter by following @KnowWhosAwesome. The View From the Dining Room Office Related articles Drinking Game Victory Guides - The … [Read more...]
Strauss-Kahn (Or Powerful Men Who Do Something Stupid)
May 19, 2011 By Leave a Comment
“Did you hear about the IMF chief?” my male friend, let’s call him Joe, asked over the phone. Something Stupid? “Something about a sexual assault?” I asked, only having glanced some headlines. “With a maid at a hotel?” “Yeah. C’mon. Why would a powerful guy like that suddenly do something that stupid?” “What do you mean?” I asked. “Powerful guys don’t suddenly do something stupid?” “He could be president of France!” “So?” I asked. “Does … [Read more...]
America To Sue Rest Of World For Ungrateful Behavior
April 16, 2011 By Leave a Comment
America, which has sacrificed the lives of its citizens and its material plentitude more selflessly than any other nation in history to come to the assistance of other countries, noted the astonishingly heated negative commentary about it emanating from virtually every corner of the globe and has decided to sue the rest of the world on the grounds of ungrateful behavior. The President said, “You can’t just go out there and sacrifice your sons and daughters lives and expend so much of the … [Read more...]
