May 23, 2013

Wrap It Up: Quentin Tarantino Got A Beej Edition

The identity of the girl who claimed Quentin Tarantino sucked her toes while jerking himself off has been revealed: Beejoli Shah. Apparently, she was on Wheel of Fortune and aspired to be a sports anchor while at Cal. Michael Jackson gave coke to 15 year old Aaron Carter. Makes sense. Nearly half of all high school students use drugs and/or alcohol. The former owners of MySpace might increase their drug/alcohol intake after selling the failing social network for $35 million (they bought … [Read more...]

C’mon Get Me, Get Me On The Floor …

So Britney has quashed those nasty “body double” rumors by releasing a new “choreographer’s cut” dance version of her apocalypse-tastic video for  ”Till The World Ends.” The new cut eliminates all the CGI global catastrophe stuff (our favorite part, but whatever), placing the emphasis on La Brit’s energetic dance moves (and allowing way too much time to contemplate the ensemble’s Mad-Max-meets-German-leather-club outfits.) So here’s a thought: Who cares if she used a body … [Read more...]