Ke$ ha was on Conan last night (see video below) and when she came out on set Conan obligingly said “you look fantastic,” to which she replied, “yea, I heard that before.” I hate it when ugly girls are disrespectful and think they’re attractive simply because they’re financially successful, so let this be a reminder, Kesha, that there’s no amount of facepaint or glitter you can wear to make you look any less like John Travolta. Can’t stand the bitch. Banned In Hollywood … [Read more...]
What Sort Of Woman Would Marry Charlie Sheen?
Who would marry this guy? Brooke Mueller would. Charlie Sheen’s very recent ex-wife, former real estate agent Brooke Mueller, has just come out with a slew of new accusations about Sheen—including that he once knocked her unconscious. She also claims he’s threatened to have people (including her) killed, and that he called his manager a “stoopid Jew.” She says physical violence occurred even before their infamous Christmas Day row of 2009, which ended with the arrest of Sheen … [Read more...]
Thank You Charlie!
An open letter to Charlie Sheen: Dear Charlie, On behalf of every comedian, talk show host, entertainment reporter, radio announcer, journalist and blogger on the planet, we send you our unmitigated appreciation! Because of you, half our work is done before we even sit down behind our keyboards. Your thoughtfulness and precision in creating one great story after another is unparalleled! You, my friend, are comedy and gossip gold! What can we say? Who doesn’t train their … [Read more...]
