June 19, 2013

Wrap It Up: Mark Zuckerberg Joins Google Plus Edition

Mark Zuckerberg said Facebook will announce something awesome in the next week. This comes after he joined Google Plus. Now Google is among the firms looking to buy Hulu? Someone needs to make a movie in which Facebook and Google have an epic battle. Would be 10 times better than the superhero sh*t being pumped out now. Speakin’ of being pumped, how many dudes does a chick have to sleep with to be called a slut? Like, is the Russian women’s soccer team slutty for playing in their … [Read more...]

The Next Megan Fox? We’re Still Waiting …

It seems like every other week we're promised that the newest, hottest, latest raven-haired beauty in town will take reign as the 'new Megan Fox.' The sultry, tattoo loving bad girl seemed to have cornered an unspoken niche right out of the gate. Her sex speaking pout and car mechanic (really?) 'Transformers' character immediately made her leader of the pack -- a spot every girl with a great face and an even better body was vying for. Men drool at the very drop of the 25-year-old's name … [Read more...]

Shia LaBeouf Banged Megan Fox

The big news today is that the eternally honest Shia LaBeouf admitted he bumped uglies with Megan Fox while filming Transformers but wasn’t too sure if she was with her current husband Brian Austin Green at the time it happened. Maybe he was too distracted by all the nasty pillow talk they shared. Some rando girl hooked up with Quentin Tarantino then told pretty much everyone that he liked sucking her toes while beatin’ off. That’s creepy, but not as creepy as the slowed down sounds … [Read more...]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Maxim Cover Shoot

Meet Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Victoria’s Secret Angel, Transformers star, and Maxim’s Hot 100 No. 1. Banned In Hollywood … [Read more...]

Reactions to The Onion’s Abortionplex Article: Thank God For Stupid People, Maybe Thank Smart People For Science

If you haven’t read The Onion’s Abortionplex article yet you most certainly should. Here’s are a few facebook responses to said article, which are, in the most basic sense, on the same plane as fearing for the future of humanity after seeing Transformers 2 (the human hyperbole), and not just because it was a Michael Bay movie. Banned In Hollywood … [Read more...]