May 23, 2013

30 Insanely Horrible Haircuts

When it comes to hairstyles people go to extreme measures to get what they want — women and guys that act like women sometimes even spending hundreds of dollars to make their hair look like Jude law’s or that chick from Twilight — you know the one, he has fair skin and ze boys love him. This is a tribute to those who have gone as far and on the other hand, to those who would never be caught dead without their … [Read more...]

In Which I Suddenly and Inexplicably Become Irresistible to Women 15 Years Older Than Me

I'm not old. Contrary to what some of my younger friends tell me, I'm still in the spring of my life (late spring, but spring nonetheless). Let's call it May? Which is why I'm still trying to wrap my mind around last Friday night and failing to do so. Perhaps it was the venue. Perhaps it was the lighting. Perhaps it was the copious amounts of booze (some fruity wine, no doubt) clearly imbibed by my potential suitors, but I inexplicably found myself the main course of a cougars only buffet. … [Read more...]

People Magazine: Women Over 40 Are World’s Most Beautiful

A special issue of People magazine, on newsstands now, has proclaimed American Idol judge and singing superstar Jennifer Lopez to be the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman!” This may be a bit of hyperbole, but there’s no doubt that Lopez is a gorgeous gal. What’s interesting is that Lopez is also 41 years old. But she looks “half her age,” as People swoons. Inside the magazine, several pages are devoted to other women who look, as People cheers in bold type, “Half Their Age.” … [Read more...]

Hollywood: Women Over 25 Don’t Like Sex

Anna Faris The latest issue of The New Yorker contains a profile on actress Anna Faris, who starred in The House Bunny, as well as having roles in the Scary Movie franchise, The Hot Chick, Take Me Home Tonight, and Lost In Translation. While the article is ostensibly about her upcoming movie, What’s Your Number?, which tells the story of a woman who fears she’s slept with too many men, it also delves deep into Hollywood’s persistent misogyny. Those of us waiting for a movie with a … [Read more...]

18 Similarities Between Women and Computers

Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humour and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh. Women are unique in many ways (and by this I mean different than men) and its this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; it is intended to create a smile. 1) A woman is like a computer in … [Read more...]