June 19, 2013

Ask A Chick: Fingering Numbers, Bringin’ Sextin’ Back, Spilling Secrets

Why do you never sext me back? Do you understand how often girls read each others texts? As a girl, if you’re dumb enough not to bring your phone to the bathroom with you, be prepared to walk back into the room with all of your friends knowing every conversation you had in the past two weeks. Not only that, but as girls we have fantastic peripheral vision which we use to read texts our friends write from under the table. However, if you try to sext us during hours when you know we’re alone, … [Read more...]

Washington’s Hottest Women Help Us Celebrate The Evergreen State’s 122nd Anniversary

November 11th marks the 122nd anniversary of Washington becoming the 42nd state admitted to the Union. Approximately 60% of Washington’s residents live in the Seattle area and let me tell ya, they’re not lying about the rain. Sh*t is like a leaky faucet you can’t turn off. I know Missy hates it but I love the rain and even I got tired of it. Anyway, Washington’s also the second most populous state on the west coast after California. This would explain why there’s so many hot women who … [Read more...]