May 24, 2013

Wrap It Up: Chad Ochocinco Is A Patriot Edition

In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Ochocinco going to the Patriots, Chris Kluwe's demands for giving up his #5 jersey to Donovan McNabb, Denise Richards goes girl on girl in real life, rioting in LA, oil bikinis, Han Solo bitches out Chewbacca, Danielle Kn in a bikini, Lily Aldridge in lingerie, the 2012 Olympic medals, Morrissey comparing fast food to the massacre in Norway, Logan Morrison's run-in with a praying mantis, Hideki Irabu's suicide, donating to the Netflix Relief Fun, the … [Read more...]

Wrap It Up: Black and Jewish Edition

‘Bridesmaids’ Kali Hawk & ‘Vampire Diaries’ Katerina Graham (neither name rings a bell) pay homage to Black & Jewish celebs in a new Funny or Die video that spoofs Wiz Khalifa’s “Black and Yellow”. Black and Jewish (Black and Yellow Parody) from Kat Graham COED Magazine … [Read more...]

Wrap It Up: Zach Braff Is (Not) Gay Edition

Despite coming out of the closet on his official website, Zach Braff isn’t gay. The full version of the Beastie Boys “Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win” directed by Spike Jonze… COED Magazine … [Read more...]

Wrap It Up: Two And Half Nude Men Edition

To promote the “re-tooled” show now featuring big tool Ashton Kutcher, the ad wizards at CBS decided to hide the tools of its updated cast with a big white board that announces the “reveal” date of the new ad. Who gives a sh*t. Reddit’s co-founder was charged with data theft. Planking, coning, owling, and now ‘leisure diving‘? The teaser trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man reboot leaked all over our computers. COED Magazine … [Read more...]

Wrap It Up: Rachel Uchitel Loses, Sues, and Screws Edition

TMZ reports Tiger’s “Ground Whore Zero” returned the hush money he gave her to shut her big fat trap ($10 million) and is now suing the lawyer who put the deal together in the first place. Oh, and she banged Tiger Woods’ ex-wife’s new boyfriend. Here’s a scary video of the stage collapse at Cheap Trick’s performance during Ottawa’s Bluesfest. Lucy Pinder took her clothes off for Lynx (the overseas version of Axe). Jeremy Shockey says the NFL Lockout should end … [Read more...]