Despite coming out of the closet on his official website, Zach Braff isn’t gay. The full version of the Beastie Boys “Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win” directed by Spike Jonze… COED Magazine … [Read more...]
Wrap It Up: Casey Anthony’s A Free Baby Killer Edition
July 18, 2011 By 1 Comment
Casey Anthony was released from jail nine minutes after midnight. A woman who could be the next Casey Anthony tried to sell her 3-day-old baby for $500 at Taco Bell. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Taco Bell customers probably aren’t your best bet for black market baby buyers. I’d hit up Chipotle. When I die I’m having my funeral in Taiwan. That way, I can have strippers. Pretty f***ed up, but is this more f’d? COED Magazine … [Read more...]
Wrap It Up: Roger Clemens Won’t Misremember His Mistrial Edition
July 15, 2011 By Leave a Comment
A judge declared a mistrial in Roger Clemens’ perjury case because the prosecution tried to “bolster the credibility of one witness with clearly inadmissible evidence.” I’m pretty sure I could be a lawyer at this point. COED Magazine … [Read more...]
Wrap It Up: James Harrison Hates Everyone Edition
July 14, 2011 By 8 Comments
In an interview with Men’s Journal, the soft-spoken James called Roger Goodell a crook and a devil and said he wouldn’t piss on the NFL commish even if he was on fire. He also called Mendenhall a “fumble machine”, told Big Ben to stop acting like Peyton, called Rodney Harrison and Tedy Bruschi “clowns” and said Brian Cushing is “juiced out of his mind”. Why burn one bridge when you can burn them all? Justin Timberlake trolled Joe Buck at the All-Star game last night callin’ … [Read more...]
Wrap It Up: Arizona Has Huge Haboobs Edition
July 7, 2011 By 1 Comment
I had no idea what a haboob was before today. This is just a dude driving directly into one in Arizona. See ya later, brotha! COED Magazine … [Read more...]
